WHITHER 'BUCK SARGENT'?
photo by Buck Sargent
"The Secretary of the Army has reposed special trust and confidence in the patriotism, valor, fidelity, and professional excellence of REDACTED [aka, "Buck Sargent"]. In view of these qualities and his demonstrated leadership potential and dedicated service to the U.S. Army, he is, therefore, promoted from Sergeant to Staff Sergeant ... effective 1 JULY 2008."
Any of you sons of Iraq calls me Staph Sargent... I'll kill ya.
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